ALPO IS GOOD!!!!!! ;o;

Impossible. It means no chance. No ability to help. There is no Imp with a ball.

But how do you know I can't help you if you don't ask me to do anything? :.

Because you're not that bright? .-.

...why would I be bright? I'm not a light bulb. .-.;;;

Smart, I mean. .-.

Ooooh.

...

So? :.

You're cute, but you're lacking in smartness. .-. That's what you're impossible.

But that doesn't mean I can't help with anything! -o-

It is if you don't know big words.

I can still help with things that don't need big words. >o

Then you're not really that useful. The world is based on big words.

;o; You're a mean old lady. ;o;~~

... I'm 16. >(

Mean older lady then. ;.;