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[moonlightpuppy]

...weird girl said that Alpo was bad. I even shared my last can with her.

ALPO IS GOOD!!!!!! ;o;

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[thehellflowers.livejournal.com]

... It tastes disgusting.

... Oh god...

You were going to be one of my father's experiments.

[moonlightpuppy.livejournal.com]

... but it's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD. ;O;

...ex parry mints? :.

[thehellflowers.livejournal.com]

I've tried it. Disgusting.

My father was going to hurt you very very badly.

[moonlightpuppy.livejournal.com]

... I still think it's good. ;.;

....why? .-.

[thehellflowers.livejournal.com]

Maybe to someone with the brain of a dog.

Because you're a "Were-Puppy", dear.

[moonlightpuppy.livejournal.com]

...so other people won't like 'dog food'? .-.

...your dad is from the pound? ;;

[thehellflowers.livejournal.com]

No, dear. To most people, dog food, Alpo, tastes disgusting to their tongues.

No... he just hates people who are different.

[moonlightpuppy.livejournal.com]

...dis...gust...ing? :.

...why? .-.

[thehellflowers.livejournal.com]

It doesn't taste good to them.

Because you'd go crazy and hurt people, is what he believed.

[moonlightpuppy.livejournal.com]

....oooh. ._. ...so that's why they don't keep much Alpo here. ~.~

...why would I hurt people? I'm too small anyway, so it's easier to run away~ ^o^/

[thehellflowers.livejournal.com]

Yes. No dogs besides you, dear. We can't really digest Alpo without getting sick. ^^;

Because your brain would go bad and tell you to do bad things.

[moonlightpuppy.livejournal.com]

Okay, I get it now... I think. I don't get the "dig east", but I'm guessing it has to do with eating. ^^; But at least I don't have to share my Alpo again~~ \^o^/

...but my brain is inside, so it's like Alpo, it doesn't go bad. ;.;

[thehellflowers.livejournal.com]

Basically, the parts of the human body that food goes into, can't see that Alpo is food for us.

Not quite. It's possible for your brain to go bad, and start hearing things that aren't really there. ._.

[moonlightpuppy.livejournal.com]

So it WAS about eating, then? \^o^/

...you mean like the bad thing?

[thehellflowers.livejournal.com]

Yes. It has to do with eating. Alpo is food for dogs, but not for humans.

... Bad Thing?

[moonlightpuppy.livejournal.com]

...yeah, I get that. ^^; But I'm part dog so it's okay for me~~ \^o^/

...scary pink thing with white face... took me to a scary place and did bad things...

[thehellflowers.livejournal.com]

If you're half dog, how do you react to Chocolate? o-o

... Erland... What did you do...

... What bad things?

No, honey, I mean voices that don't exist. That tell you that hurting people is good.

[moonlightpuppy.livejournal.com]

...chocolate? ....OH, that's the smooth, hard stuff that melts in your hand? Yeah, that's bad for me. I have to go to the vet and have my tummy pumped. ;.;

...I don't wanna talk about it...

...I don't hear any voices like that. .-.;; Should I be hearing them?

[thehellflowers.livejournal.com]

... Owww.

... alright... Erland, you bastard. What did you leave for me to deal with?!

No! They're a sign your brain is bad.

[moonlightpuppy.livejournal.com]

.-. Yeah... some people say it's good, but I can't eat it... I guess that makes Alpo my chocolate and chocolate your Alpo? ^o^/

...who's Erland? :.

Oh, so my brain must be good still! \^o^/

[thehellflowers.livejournal.com]

More or less.

... The guy who helped me... but I think he was responsible for what happened to you.

Yes. ... You just... seem... a little dumb. Cute though. And a nice guy.

[moonlightpuppy.livejournal.com]

...res...pons...able? :.

;.; People are calling me dumb a lot today. ;.; At least you think I'm cute and nice~ ^o^

[thehellflowers.livejournal.com]

He was the one who helped me. That he did what helped me.

Well, most people would expect you to know big words, dear.

You are. You mean well, you just have a poor education... or you have horrible retention skills.

[moonlightpuppy.livejournal.com]

If he helped you, then he must not have been the bad thing, right? ^^

But big words hurt my head. ;.;

....lots of big words. ;o;

[thehellflowers.livejournal.com]

... Yes he was. Or a piece of the Bad Thing. He wore the same things as The Bad Thing.

But people expect you at your age to know them.

Education = What you've been taught by teachers.
Horrible = Bad
Retention = Holding On

Basically, you're bad at holding onto big words.